The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health, or we suffer in soul, or we get fat.

Albert Einstein

The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.

Unknown!

Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.

Brillat Savarin

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people there.

Orson Wells

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavours and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

Alfred E Newman

Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.

George Millar