The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.

George Millar

Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy

Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.

Brillat Savarin

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Oscar Wilde

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people there.

Orson Wells

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health, or we suffer in soul, or we get fat.

Albert Einstein

The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.

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